look at the way they’re all looking at Arthur - they all know he’s going to fuck it up

look at the way they’re all looking at Arthur - they all know he’s going to fuck it up

…and on the eighth day, Binky Barnes said, “Let there be Hawaiin shirts! Let them be comfortable and stylish and some people might wear them year round and be more awesome than other people!”

…and on the eighth day, Binky Barnes said, “Let there be Hawaiin shirts! Let them be comfortable and stylish and some people might wear them year round and be more awesome than other people!”

I've wanted to message you this for some time - you're not as funny as you think you are, your "trailblazing" and "crossover" ideas are unoriginal (all of your ideas are unoriginal), and on top of thatyou post stupid personal stuff. unfollowed ~
Anonymous

Two words:

Space. Party.

"I keep having this dream doc."
"What’s that?"
"I’m…walking down the street…but the street is on the cover of a book…and then my sister turns the page."
"Then what?" 
"I fall through the cover of the book. Right through the page. Then she laughs and I relieve several key moments of my childhood…riding bikes, taking family photos…and then I wake up and go about my day…"

My girlfriend’s dog - the cutest dog in the world - playing with the new toy I got her. It’s…FRENCH BREAD. Ahahahahaha.

digital-snuff:

yofryman:

"Hey D.W., why doncha shut your friggin’ trap before I find a way to do it, heh heh!"

a-person-wearing-a-trench-coat

digital-snuff:

yofryman:

"Hey D.W., why doncha shut your friggin’ trap before I find a way to do it, heh heh!"

a-person-wearing-a-trench-coat

After Arthur poisoned the school’s mystery meat, the REAL mystery became where did this malevolent sociopath hide the antidote??

penis joke
Anonymous

image